i officially have more pictures of his dick than pictures of us together
ex-cheerleader. ex-gymnast. ex-dancer. i dont even know who to go for tonight
I'm so bored right now i'm literally Googleing all the possible ways to get high with household items as my mom is sitting in front of me..
apparently I crawled into someone's bed and demanded they call me 'big dog' before shotgunning a beer
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You're on Grindr at the STD clinic. I love you.
official rule: if your drunk, it doesn't count
then nothing in my life counts
I found some video of you on my camera that's like 5 seconds long, where you announce that you should have been a dentist before taking a bong hit.
For the sake of my mom, I can't sleep with two guys with the same name. She has a hard enough time keeping up as it is
He got me a cake that said " Congratulations on the dick "
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Let's try finding a bar where there aren't people who want to hang me from a tree by my nutsack
Take the weirdness of Japan and add the insanity of Florida and that's Jimmy
I was thinking we could get together and exchange gifts, and by gifts I mean orgasms.
I have a hickey in my new work ID photo.....
You can be responsible and still be on that ho life
why does every cop we meet know your name?
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