seriously this is one of those moments where im glad i dont really talk to or know the people i sleep with
Well said.
i had a headache and asked the kid next to me for aspirin. he gave me esctacy instead. gotta love college.
Made out with me girlfriend while she was peeing. all time high, or all time low?
before tonight, i was terrified of what tequila would make me do. but all it did was make me hook up with a movie star. sooo basically tequila's my new fave
i walked in on him listening to enya, jacking off, and vomiting into a cup on his desk. are you serious.
We all have a cross to bear. Yours just happens to be attracting gay men.
I doubt the Taliban would support fake nipples.
then she stuck her tongue in my ass
I thought we were talking about reason you aren't going to marry her?
im not 100% but im pretty sure at some point i was rubbing ur bf's beard telling him how magnificient i thought it was
i love that youre following in my footsteps.. pissing yourself on your birthday is an honor and a privlege
Got some good news and bad news about the hayride this weekend.
The good news is its still on, the bad news is we don't have any hay. The best news, if you drink enough you won't give a fuck that its just a trailer.
Waking up with a sore back because you put the team on it for jager pong all night
I know we were going to go hiking today, but I don’t think I can face reality until Wednesday
I feel as if some line has been crossed, but only in this vague, WTF sort of way.
True strength comes from lack of pants
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