you need to do more things constructive for your career. like wearing pants more often.
There's a group of australian girls next to me. can't take them seriously. think they are going to turn into mr g
just woke up to two already rolled blunts and a full explanation of what happened last night. I love my gf
my advisor is telling us the best way to sneak in alcohol on move in day. I definately picked the right college
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currently shading my boobs to make it look like i have mass cleavage...thanks art school
He stole the megaphone off an ATM then we drove around so he could tell people not to jaywalk.
Johns diaper came in the mail. He's freaking out thinking there's some conspiracy going on since he sharted on the drive home from st. Louis
I think that's the first time I've heard someone say "this is the safest way of doing things" while holding half a gallon of jagermeister
I'm crying and shaving my Bronco playoff beard
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The only alcohol at my aunts was mikes hard so I drank 9 of them and puked in the master bath
Apparently I was walking around with a slice of bread and wine saying, "Jesus would have wanted this." π ππ·
Even my conscience is telling me to take this Wednesday's exam buzzed.
Don't worry about me. I am infinite.
roommate singing save a horse ride a cowboy wearing a cowboy hat a bikini and jeans while humping the couch.
How many weight watcher activity points do you think sex is worth?
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