Let's get naked and see who's stronger.
I think he was having a seizure but nobody knew because 'what is love' was playing
she must of just birthed a child cause her labia touched the floor
he came over wasted, used the bathroom, drank some water, and fell asleep holding my hand. what kind of a fuck buddy does that??
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i don't know where i am. i made bad decisions. i think this guy is dead.
Theres a picture of you standing next to a John Wayne cardboard cutout that says dont drink and drive. your buddy is shirtless holding a beer and youre holding your keys up with marker on your face.
Did you guys have sex yet? And don't worry, I broke the ice already by sending this to both of you. So you can just jump right into it. You're welcome.
It's not a good hook up if during you're thinking "how will this damage me psychologically"
What happens at the gay bar stays at the gay bar. Except that I sold my panties for $100. People should know that.
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so far, I've observed him try to hit on 3 girls, 1 guy and a bar stool. Humanity is amazing from a sober point of view.
I have no idea what that means but I'm googling things just so I can watch my thumbs move
Is 1:30 too early for the bar?
Do you want my opinion or society's?
I want your company
Also, I have your check. Also, still wanna drop acid?
I asked him if we were going to get arrested for doing it in the bar parking lot. "Absolutly not" said the guy getting the blow job...
He'd never survive you. Is there a boot camp for pre-heather training?
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