think what you will about my sexuality, just get the cigarettes
When I saw him standing at full height, I realized exactly how much his body structure reminds me of his penis.
For future reference, a lint roller appears to be the easiest way to get glitter out of a beard.
Do you know how hard it is to write about pediatric crohn's when we're trying to figure out the keg situation for graduation?
he's doing fine. just headbutted the wall and threw up
Ya, found out why there were rat traps in my bed. Guess I pissed in Sams room so he went to the store and got them and put them on my bed and put tabasco in his humidifier and put it in my room
Well obviously when I get drunk my intelligence level surpasses yours and that's why you can't understand me.
All of her cloths were on our coffee table this morning. The only things she left with last night were her shoes and Scott
Im glad the only reason we got out of bed today was to get Halloween candy on sale.
too late I already started a fight with someone named luscious
Like actually I will be single and sad and lonely for ever. Cheese will be my life partner. Robot sex is my future.
I'm glad you still love me even when I change pants in the kitchen and demand you spoon me
He and his ex stood there talking about going to get Chinese food while I was half naked searching for my panties
dude it was our first time and her hair caught on fire from the candles on the nightstand
There is no way that actually happened!
the smell of burnt hair covered up the sweaty sex smell.
just made a presentation to 40 students and my professor about morals and ethical issues..still drunk. at 8am. I wish I could remember how it went.
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