Culvers...So Good
So good. The butter burgers slip right outta my ass.
I think most guys look at porn as a fallback career. I mean I know I do.
I love how all the girls on the plan b commercial wake up alone.. Like me
i just watched my husband get a prostate exam. sex is ruined for me.
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It was 5 a.m. and we found him making margaritas with nyquil...
Awesome. My fame will spread to DC... As will the herpes.
he asked my vagina if she was excited to meet Leonard. LEONARD. His fuckin penis is named Leonard.
Concert was great. Tackled the lead singer. Met him afterwards. He was cool about it.
Is it socially acceptable to stop at the strip club for the lunch buffet on my way to the airport?
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I woke up and found a stick of butter in my pocket. There's no butter in the house so I don't know who's it is. Using it to make cookies.
I didn't want to see any of his nipples and now I've seen all three. Thanks.
Learn from my mistakes, you naive soul: Gay love triangles are just as dangerous as straight love triangles.
I got her number but I don't think I'll be able to smash, I was pretending to be British AND I forgot her name
just blew him in the library. I am a classy dame
if you want the landscaping job, the uniform is a speedo. no exceptions.
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