walking on gravel proved too much for her barefeet so she traded her bra for some guys sneakers.
she was home schooled till college. were she learned how to give the most amazing blowjobs is still a mystery.
Just got Netflix. Dexter Marathon. Still in my PJ's. Only eaten cookie dough and drinking a 40. I have never reeked so strongly of lonely .
I smoked a bowl while he ate me out, you need to change your major to match making asap. You are a guru of love.
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All I I know is that there's 2 new contacts in my phone. Drunk Backdoor and Gayass Handshake. Thanks, Jameson.
Send me the picture of my mugshot, my boss got arrested last night and I'm trying to make her feel better.
I just sprawled out on my bedroom floor and cried while shoveling chocolate into my mouth.. I should not have Bacardi at home
Please rescue me. but take your time, im getting pizza
Great. Now I have to produce, edit and leak a sex tape before Saturday. Fundraising is hard.
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I threw up through my nose tonight. Happy cinco de mayo
I now have a other guy willing to drive 3 hours for my vagina. At my next gyno appointment I'm asking her if there's cocaine in there.
My one regret (beside the inevitable shit storm that followed) is that now I can't fuck his cute friend.
I may have just masturbated while on hold with the IRS. don't judge me
I didn't want to leave, I wanted to move into his ass
Did you happen to find my bra? I'm pretty sure I still had it on before we left that bar
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