Dude, Her having kids just means she puts out.
I'm surrounded by too many unhungover people.
It was either a cute kinda butch tomgirl or a really fem guy. Either way, I made out with it. Bisexuality, my best friend.
I've crashed the car, it's a write off. The police are here and I'm dressesd as a crayon.
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I've got to stop making out with the guys and sharing drinks with you. I'm the reason we all get sick at the same time. Sorry.
I fake pass out to avoid hookups sometimes. Last night I fake slept on my bathroom floor for like 2 hours before the guy left.
What do you wear to apply at a strip club?
Next Halloween I want us to dress up as jockeys, get drunk, and ride a carousel all night until we throw up or declare a winner
So it's official...my sex life has improved since Pokemon came out...
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Yo whoever left a thong on the dining room table, first of all get help second of all please remove it now
Some days, I wish I could get a hug from a furry muppet
It's still fucked up that my mom let me think Vanilla Ice was my dad for YEARS just because she thought it was funny.
Do I masturbate or eat a pound of matazah. Alissa help what do I do??
Just passed a girl holding a jar filled with what appeared to be diarrhea
Last time we had sex i was dressed like a ninja turtle and someone else was in our bed, so this time should be fine.
I hope ur kiddin
wish i was
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