I mean, he's dancing back and forth between pathetically sad and massively fucking creepy.
It's 3am, i just got back from ht e bars and registered for classes larteeeeee. History of baseball at 8am? at least ill meet the only stragiht gusy at NYU!
We waited til after. Not even drunk sex felt right during a Disney movie.
im calling her cock vulture from now on
Im tired as fuck but i cant leave him here like this i gave him the acid and i feel the responsibillity to put his mind back together its fun im an architect about to about to construct a whole new belief and moral system inside this soul. Talk about the best psychothearpy
My birthday was already very memorable but her punching me in the face put it over the top. I love being 25 and still not giving a fuck.
Here's my first problem: I'm drunk
The real reason I can't work: it's Tuesday. I get stoned and watch Buck Rodgers on Tuesday.
I'm not sure. But a mason jar of drug free urine just as soon as anyone can would be so awesome.
just like cleaning my room and being more organized in my life. more so just making sure a toaster doesn't end up in my car again for 2 months
So apparently I initiate sex in my sleep
I need to just embrace dildos and cats and call it a life.
It's hard not to feel like a terrible person with bruises on your tits.
Can I say it was a great night out of town? Fucking my co-worker in the hotel bed while my best friend is fucking his friend on the floor and a random guy is laying in the other bed meanwhile we are all passing a joint back and forth
I don’t know what language he speaks but I know my boobs will translate just fine
I’m looking forward to few days of international relations
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