She really thought E.D. was a sexually position.
Katy Perry is on a Proactiv commercial. That "I kissed a girl" shit is so much less hot now.
I'm proud of our boobs and what they could potentially achieve in life.
No, that was the night I was sneezing out barf
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Can't. I took a Viagra to make sure I wouldnt leave the room so I might actually study.
I've actually, minus lsat night have actually changed my drinking habits
there is a video of me on Facebook getting mad at a trash bin what the fuck was in your Pepsi
The point remains that this is the setup for some great stories
Or terrible, horrifying, traumatic experiences
great clearly means different things to us
Omg how many tall cans is too many tall cans for 1 pm
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I hope one day I make out with someone in a taco truck :(
I'm glad I inspire you to reach for the stars
Or a taco
I can't take my grandparents out somewhere where I've fucked half the staff.
I snapchatted him 4 pictures of me as Tarzan's dad so if he never talks to me again at least we'll know why
STOP BUYING ALADDIN PANTS WITH MY AMAZON CREDIT CARD
I never thought I'd say this but there's too many dicks around here.
it was all good until mid make out when he announced 'i just came'. ...he wasn't joking.
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