I want to make a zoo with you.
We discussed how the marijuana was making the dopamine float around our nucleus accumbens last night when we were high. Yet another example of how our science classes are perverting our good times.
you were on ground yelling about how close the floor was to your face.
Believe it or not I'm actually not the only person sitting in the back of the train covered in glitter and drinking whiskey out of an arizona iced tea can. Small world.
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I just texted him and asked him to keep some in case I need help sealing the deal.
Girl Scout cookies are like roofies for fat chicks.
Just visited the liquor store.... for the 4th time today. shits gonna get weird
If we don't rescue him from the fat chick soon, she is going to eat him alive and suck the marrow from his bones.
Then that is decided. Fuck away my little bunny rabbit.
New low. I just threw up in the shower at 4pm. Nothing like leaving behind my 20s with class.
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I'm convinced he's the patron saint of oral sex
Come back. Shots need mouths.
I keep finding Kraft singles in his pockets. Honestly, this is the weirdest family I've ever worked for.
I was gonna jerk off, but then I thought about that movie last night and it killed that idea. I have serious boner trauma.
WINE AND FILM. TALK ABOUT AN UPGRADE FROM NETFLIX AND CHILL.
i can do like, 15 pushups. 20 if i listen to dubstep.
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