God Help those hot young girls. It's going to be like Bambi in iraq. Except worse.
The last thing i remember was high fiving everyone on the planet.
Thanks for telling my landlord that the poop stain was yours and not my secret dog.
do you wanna get some fucking pussy tonight.....THEN DRESS LIKE IT
Great News, you CAN smoke bowls with a magnifying glass
I think my cats understand what porn is. And it's all my fault.
I think we got naked. I can't remember but if you have "friends" written on your ass, then we did. Because I have "best" on mine.
Well I never thought in the future I'd be able to say "hey remember that Easter I made porn?"
It's not too terrible. You just got a little naked and broke your arm.
I don't get it. Why have babies when you can have vodka?
Well. Now I feel like I put pants on for nothing.
i am craving dick and cupcakes
If there was a gecko involved in your BDSM I'm gonna have to request that not happen when we live together ;)
They left a cherry picker with the keys in it on a college campus, what else were we supposed to do?
I was at his place until 2am. We just sat really close an stared at each other. I think you are right. Germans must not have feelings. Not even tingly ones in their pants.
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