can a staight man not wear seersucker in this town?
if all i could do was poop and smoke weed, i'd be eternally happy
amen to that sister
hey can i play with your boom stick tonite? I'll let you shoot the love of jesus in my face.
come over
Martha Stewart would most definitely roll a great joint.
sex in a ball pit. and I thought ghandi did great things.
He has a really nice penis but its like a model that wasn't built to scale
It made me think of you cause he just screamed "CAPTAIN PLANET" a lot and kicked people in the balls.
I asked him how his night was and he sent me a picture of a bottle of Ciroc with a bendy straw...
I have a physical this friday. On a scale from 1-10, 10 being the most judgemental gay bashing, how much judgement am I gonna get from my dr when he checks my balls and sees the cherry tattoo
I'm watching Pretty Woman alone and weaving a basket for Fiona. This is my life.
come home. i made deep-fried hotdogs; don't let me die alone.
Until you can top getting paid to have women tell you to check out their ass, my job will remain better than yours
I will forever remember this as The Great Jalepeno Cock Burn of 2014.
I'm still a bit day drunk and decided to go for a run. You may get a snapchat of me vomiting soon
are you really asking me this. do you KNOW how many times i masturbate in a day? yeah. wrong person to ask about romance.
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