we had that weird still in bed morning after conversation. Her dad is the vp of my company.
Did you know Kal Penn works at the white house? That's almost white castle.
There's a woman here that looks like a cross between Michael Jackson and Flipper.
Somedays I wish I were a bird. Then people wouldn't be so grossed out when I vomit
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I feel like I spend my weeks apologizing for my weekends.
If we could never, ever tell mike i pissed in his closet, that would be really really great
Like my mouth was on his pelvis connected to his balls that's how far it was
There's an official council for his ex boyfriends. They told me they 'look forward to the day I join them'.
siamese drinking twins saturday is a go ... bring duct tape.
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I blacked out after running into my soc TA in the beer garden. came to dancing on the speakers at major lazer and making out with said TA.
Oh no. Not her. Her personality clashes with mine in ways that would make me wanna beat myself with a stick.
if there is one thing you splurge on it better be nice condoms
third nipple confirmed
isnt it crazy how for years we were living our owns lives, and now only a wall seperates us?
stop. eating. my. shrooms.
I never thought I'd be on my couch watching Star Trek, getting my tits rubbed while crying.
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