I heard Topanga got a DUI. I need that mugshot asap.
hey, haven't seen your testicles in a while...you 3 still alive?
i also took my stockings off in the bathroom and blew my nose with them in the cab ride home. james was appalled
I got really high and googled the history of Amish people for like an hour.
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Breakfast Clubbing as Juggalos. I can feel our IQs in freefall.
Logically he should not be walking around...after that fall he should be in a hospital in a medically induced coma
Please collect your boy friend. He semi-passed out on the couch and trying to grab bums as people walk by. Anyone's bum, he's not choosy.
Well I'll be shitfaced all day the 4th in honor of this great nation... but I'm down for drunken camping/nature fucking on the 5th
But that's fine. Because I am an independent woman who is going to pull some jane Goodall shit and save the world one day......or be a porn star......either way they are going to wish they had fucked me.
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I just had a 10 minute staring contest with my dog. Can you come over?
I have 2 voicemails from u last night. one of them is just 5 min of u saying "doodling"...
You are talking to me during sexting hours. Be careful, innuendos are taken seriously
dude kate found out i cheated and busted in while i was taking a shit. I was cornered, nothing i could do
so drinking tonight?
Be there in 15
you're not celebrating your 21st birthday right unless you give a male stripper a hand job, flash the bartender, and win a free vibrator.
i have officially smoked myself stupid. went to wally world to buy soap and toothpaste but got 4 potpies and 2 dessert pies instead. fail.
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