I feel that the whole multiple orgasm thing is god's way of saying "sorry for the childbirth deal"
i made two phi delts show me their dicks in less than 30 words! Take that twitter!
End of the semester and I banged 14 freshman. I'm like my own welcome to college orientation guide.
there is no way i'm buying plan b and condoms at the same time
no do it! it shows that you acknowledge your mistakes and you are proactively working towards a solution.
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Just hooked up with a girl I met in line at Taco Bell. I told you leave me to do my own thing and I'll get it in
well as your friend its only fair to offer my cock for your services. Cause I care.
czant get you from the arport. sry i found the rum. dan sucks at rumpong jusrt so yo knoqw.
I only want to make out with him. Unless I get hungry. In that case I will take him home and screw him as a distraction from eating.
Normally I would go for him, but there's just way too much vodka under the bridge for that
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Faking my way through an entire party as a British exchange student. Wish me luck.
Well, I watched a girl proposition a shit ton of people, try to take a cocktail waitresses job and then proceed to walk into a wall. Damn, I'm a little jealous.
It was just a Craigslist hook up but she wore sweats. Where are the girls with class?
He was gunna drive a half hour for a makeout sesh. Time to take the diapers off and learn about the wonders of the penis, dude
Once again, marijuana saves me from going to jail
Just got caught by my boss looking at porn on the work computer & he decided to utilize this time to look with me. Not sure if this is good or bad.
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