God I can't wait to have my phone textbombed every night
So we made editble underwear with fruit roll ups and fruit by the foot
Dont you think its a little early in the relationship for sexting?
What is wrong with this kid? He'll take ecstasy but won't take dayquil?
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Drinking with birthday clown in the backyard shed at a 5 year olds birthday party at 12 in the afternoon. My life doesn't need any adjustments
we tried to steal a tractor last night. you should have come out.
Omg it was awesome. At one point she says "cum in me, I'm too old to get pregnant".
I'm not asking you to commit. I'm politely asking your penis to be my friend.
Bring fortys. we have the duct tape. its onnn mothafuckaaaa
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Wow i don't think I've had to send this many texts apologizing for my behavior since high school...
Watching Faye Reagan porn all weekend for St Patty's day. Nothing has ever seemed more appropriate.
She showed up after 3 hours and proceded to make us all feel like resonable human beings. I dont know how she did it but she did it.
I wish there was an emoji for sad lady boners
I love her so much I can forgive her for wearing crocs
I should never have to text my best friend asking if she eloped again last night.
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