Omg! Love it! Cant find L*****
What!!?? Like after last night you lost her?
Yea me and L***** came back to out hotel at 3am to regroup then went back out; police and 2 bars later, I don't know what happened. Vegas is nuts!
It usually only happens when Im really excited. Normally not that fast. You still enjoy it?
but there are maragaritas for $3 so that was all i needed to hear
so i had sex last night with my 12th partner, but hes number 1 for my first time using a condom. i think im finally learning.
Just spent 3 hours on the Mcdonalds website. I don't know what to do with myself now that college is over.
I cannot believe we're comparing my vagina to Mary Poppins and a black hole.
He busted his lip while trying to keep from passing out in the pool. The hotel people don't seem to be too concerned that we're passing around a bottle of SoCo at 11 am.
About to trim my pubes so if you decide to walk in, viewer discretion is advised.
Definitely a Xanax and Jell-O shots kinda day...except my Jell-O shots are really just a big bowl of a Jell-O shot that I use a spoon to eat.
If you take a post shower shit just get back in bed. You're better off starting your whole morning all over again.
he never texted me back from last night. i think brining out the suction cup dildo was a mistake
He came back with a Butterfinger and vibrator batteries. There's no refusing him now.
I can't believe that after 9 years of signing things as "BATMAN", the first place to turn it down was the liquor store down the block.
I wore grinch underwear to my well woman exam this morning and I feel like I adulted successfully today.
I have never in my life been turned down for sex until this weekend.
Welcome to my everyday.
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