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(250): View more from British Columbia

She looked kinda like Mario Batali?

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(403): View more from Alberta, CA

are you so shy because you have an std?

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(267): View more from Pennsylvania

Dude it was awful. I woke up with more strippers in my dorm room than those duke lacrosse kids.

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(573): View more from Missouri

Just got a orange juice for my grandma, put gin in it without thinking. She's having a good morning.

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(843): View more from South Carolina

Hm. I declare blue a flavor.

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(575): View more from New Mexico

We need to talk about our relationship.

(403): View more from Alberta, CA

I just won a bet involving 10 tequila shots. You've got about 3 minutes

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(614): View more from Ohio

yes, we have a friends with benefits thing. i found out he had never 69'd, done anal or had a threesome. i told him i was going to rock his world.

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and what did he say?

(614): View more from Ohio

there were no words. he looked like a kid on christmas morning.

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(970): View more from Colorado

I'd rather take 10 virginities than catch something. Right now I should be good, I mean the sex with Jake was so bad he can't possibly have an std

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(289): View more from Ontario

You'll love it there. Trust me. Cheap tequila, pretentious beer, tall white guys who will treat you badly. Its got everything you like.

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