I don't think brook has ever known best
She was sucking his dick at Seacrets outside bar in front of all of us...her friends kept coming over crying and yelling "Tiffany stop it"
Unless I'm getting a singing midget telegram, I'm not going to smile
he just asked if i would like him to change his diet so his jizz tastes better. keeper? i think so.
Singing into hair straightener during spice girls....sooo dangerous
That's it, I refuse to live in a world where sparkly vampires beat Batman at anything.
I just won't go as hard tonight. Four dollar ladies night drink or drown is not a good idea for me. I like to get my money's worth.
I am getting drunk. And i'm going to paint my face and slide down the stairs like Pochahontas. Goodbye
Last time I went to flagstaff I threw up in my beard. I would very much like to recreate that moment.
My Instagram consists mostly of drag queens and people who dress up as power rangers... I'm pretty sure I'm an unclassified category of gay
Thanks for the morning blowjob. Scientifically proven you can't have a bad day if it starts with a blowjob.
hey if you're going to the hospital do you wanna pick me up a taco on your way back
A guy in a gorilla mask got blown on the lawn. And then the night got weird.
Grrr. Fine. You get oral for being unwrong.
He fucks strippers and doesn’t have a life plan. Of course I’m going to regret this
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