Hold on, I'm google imaging "vagina close ups" to see if mine match up
Dude its so hot it my room I can't jack off. Its gonna be a long summer.
How long can I microwave pasta with a 20 percent alcohol content?
I swear if it wasn't for meeting for drug dealers @ gas stations, i would never remember to get gas.
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The one from last night got me a whole floor of Eskimo Brothers. There was a celebration of high fiving as I left
I just had to give myself a pep talk to stop lying on my floor. Literally too hung over to function
She alternated between blowing me and feeding me bites of the sandwich she made for me.
He stopped mid-sex to read the subtitles on a Korean movie we had playing in the background.
I just spent 10 min explaining to my mom how orange is a strange color. I think she knows
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Bored at work. googling vodka waffles.
WE'RE NOT MAKING A DICK PIZZA OKAY
You know how I know last night was a good night? Because I remember high fiving a couple WHILE they were having sex.
Good!!! I'm so proud of you for not snorting alcohol. Big girl steps.
It's a Saturday night and I am in bed with two cats, a bottle of Riesling, and I'm masturbating to Iron Man. I'm great at being 21.
Decisions were made. The quality of them will be judged tomorrow
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