you still trying to smash that chick?
it's a losing battle and she kinda sucks. been busy with school so not getting midweek drunk - she's nearly unbearable sober
My milkshake brings 85 to 90 percent of the boys to the yard
Im broke. I spend all my money on weed cigarettes alcohol and food. In that order. I cant even cut one of those because you know it'd be food. I already stopped getting my nails done just so i could support my bad habits.
I couldn't get internet on my iPod in this hotel room for porn, so I made due with UFC.
I'm not sure what to say to that.
I think I just sold my virginity for plane tickets
He just made a mudslide using rubinoff and swiss miss packets. This can't end well....
5am is far to early to be on jagerbomb number 6 right now
I'm pretty sure there was a language barrier but he knew what "harder" meant.
we are blowing up condoms and making balloons and we’re drunk on the floor. You could have come to school here
I let my daddy issue flag fly free last night.
But I did spend part of my morning scrubbing your cum off my grandmothers piano.
Is it illegal to hookup with your fathers god child?
So I've already made 5 bad decisions today, wyd?
How did the surgery go?
My face feels like a marshmallow.
it's like i'm your dad, but instead of reminding you to bring your lunch to school i remind you to take a good long hit from your bong.
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