I'm sorry but all I really read was "my nipples will get hard."
fuck. I just remembered I agreed to let you finger me last night for solely for "scientific purposes"
Next time I say "Watch this" Get me the fuck out of the bar.
Swear to god, if I have to wingman for you on my honeymoon I'm gonna be pissed
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I feel like that needs to be the last time i end a text with "fuck them i love tequila".
Can an epipen be used as a tranquilizer ?
She is screaming bc she thinks you jumped out the window...please show her you just went out for a smoke
I have three different pairs of earrings at three different houses including your 16 year old brothers nightstand. Look at my life. Look at my choices
multiple people will be seeing my nips tonight. not mad about it at all
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
You were drunk enough to sled down a highway off ramp in your pajamas….
There's a cute bearded guy at this brew fest wearing a kilt and selling mead
TELL HIM ABOUT MY DOWRY!!!
Naked and Afraid: Hangover edition
He literally lured me in the house with his cat then we ended up fucking on the living room couch while the cat just sat there and watched
So I woke and tried to get up. Then I realised my foot was stuck in the pocket of the pool table.
I told him. He hasn't said anything. Crying and holding cats is probably what is happening.
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