Some guy with no shirt on and his pants undone informed us he was kicked out of the cab
I asked him why, and he had absolutely no idea.
The first sip always goes straight to my vagina.
There is something about listening to Patsy Cline while pooping that makes the experience so much better.
You insisted on squirting shots of captain morgan in your mouth with a turkey baster by like 930.
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Yes, you can 69 in a fiat. But I think I have permanent nerve damage
It's like I just got slapped in the face with the cock of nostalgia.
She sucks. And I almost hooked up with a clown last night
Thats alot of pressure.
Just on your vagina. BTW I'm passing your house.
If you're still up for that roadtrip, I managed to end up in Louisiana and could use a ride home.
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I still don't understand if he's using me to write his resume or if we're dating
pesky things like morals, self-preservation and cowardice are not needed. overkill is nothing but a word. there will be blood.
It's a beautiful day to be high as fuck
How do you politely tell someone to get out of your house in Russian
Only in the emergency room do they shut the door when youre laughing too hard
Ever try to swallow something and have it go up into your nose instead? Yeah, I just sneezed bacon.
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