didnt we say no more talking to eachother
it will help you get over me i promise
im horny
ok i will unlock the door
I think when she wakes up, she'll either kill me, or laugh. I hope she laughs.
Whatever you do to me, stop, I found yet another blonde hair in my asshole.
Morning yack off the fire escape. Girl walking by was mortified. Gooooooooo Ducks!!
I want to be you.
Tequila me may have very bluntly told him that I wanted to touch his abs.
Of course drinkings involved. They don't call it alcoholism because we eat too many skittles.
I think it's starting to become crucial that I find a companion for my vagina.
Best compliment ever: Being told that you really understand sex by a professional. After she gave you a HANDJOB.
You straight up wore me out. This should be a proud moment for you. It's almost like my penis is asking for a timeout. But not really
You said "this is only my eighth drink" with like 6 separate drinks
Her cop pants made me imagine I was riding a unicorn and by unicorn I mean her face
Good for you, kid with a beer in hand as you walk to your 11 am class.
I thought this was a dry campus.
That means you have to bring your own beer from home.
I made a powerpoint to trip to.
you are so studious.
first he passed out on the toilet...then hugged it and screamed no no no as i tried to pull him out
They have a shelf full of jello shots, what have i gotten myself into
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