What you up to?
Having coffee. Getting eyefucked. Eyefucking.
Full throttle
Some guys are relationship guys. Not our niche.
the cop asked for your social security number and you gave her your high school locker combo
if i remember New Year's Eve then there is something seriously wrong.
Today in psych we learned that you are a whore.
Me specifically?
Yep.
You took a fire extinguisher off the wall in the hallway to play Ghostbusters.
I'm drinking sangria out of a sand pail. I'll pass on tonight
She took the bride and groom figures and the top layer of their cake and tried to walk out of the reception with it in her purse.
Their was just 7 people standing outside eating a costco chicken, definitley at the right party
My only regret is not throwing up on the conveyor belt in the dining hall
Kurt said to text you and encourage you to come out tonight. Encourage you with my rack.
I'm not judging you. Just know that you could be Queen of The World. Instead you're 5:28 p.m ponging. I hope you're at least winning
Maybe don't sell him so much adderall next time. The other day during finals he was convinced that he could see the "molecules of life in the air" and kept reaching up slowly to grab them.
Should I go bust a nut on the beach
Well I want to be mistreated and called a slut and finger banged
But I guess hugs would be nice
So if your sore it's because you tried to tackle a tree last night. When I told you at the party, you said "What do you expect, I'm an athlete!"
Randomize
