Does this mean you'll turn into an Albanian at the next full moon?
GET THE DICK OUT OF YOUR MOUTH AND CHECK FACEBOOK.
I ran a string through all of my old vicodin bottles and strung them on the tree. Tis the season.
Also, the drinking age in Japan is 20. At what point in the sky am I allowed to start downing alcohol?
your drunk ass trust falled a guy double fisting bud limes and as a result your head bounced off the patio table. So that might explain the stitches on the back of your head.
no, but he did start crying. who the fuck is 30, covered in tattoos and crys about an ex? get your shit together, man.
I mentioned your name at this party and some girl started crying.
Your fuck buddy is making you watch the OC. I think that counts as strings attached.
I love how you sexted me before you told me happy birthday. Thank you.
It wasn't even dirty talking, it was more like the soothing gentle nonsense noises you make when you've spooked a horse.
all night she kept rolling over and mumbling something about wanting an extendable retractable urethra.
I made a nest in his bed. I'm not leaving
He drunk texted me what I think is two snails fucking on a mushroom. Is "you sick bastard" too mild a rejection?
Who loses their virginity to fucking Flo Rida
HILY FUCK HES HERE I HAVE MONISTAT IN ME HE SUPRISED ME
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