So baked. Thought the twigs on the sidewalk were caterpillars with the ability to harden in self defense. Had to pick one up to be sure.
ugh, today is just one of those 'get high before your 8am class' days.
Well, you're either very drunk or very high but I'll let it slide because I love any type of conversation concerning cheese.
I really hope he dies in a tragic kegstand mishap
I told her that if she blew me I would give her the empty pizza box in the fridge.... Why did she agree?
Watching porn with a bag of marshmallows. Thats when you know you're stoned.
We can see it once so I can see the whole movie, then I'll go see it with him so I know when the boring parts are and I can have sex with him during those parts
MAYDAY. glass in foot, have crush on guy with mullet.life is over.
Nothing ends a night of heavy drinking better than banging to three six mafia in your own driveway
It is a sign that I need a fresh start when Kelly Clarksons new album tells the story of my life.
At this point all my Tinder matches are telling me I'll be fucking the whole male population of UMass '17.
I pretended to be blind and he pretended to be my assistant and long story short, we had to buy that bra and panty set, and now we're both banned from Victoria's Secret AND I have a cum stained demi cup.
Just had to read the instructions to my microwave. How am I so high?
He has fairy lights round his bed.. And played Jamie cullum when we had sex... Hes batting for the other team right?
I haven’t sent any nudes yet in 2018.
That’s not true...is it?
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