yeah she is the one who tells people i beat girls.. which ironically make me want to punch her in the face
i just made my gag reflex go away.
She was so drunk yelling at me in my driveway to fuck her. It was the ghetto version of Romeo and Juliet.
All I remember was the chick screaming "don't hookup with him! His dick's the size of a cucumber"
thankjk goddddn taco bell uis open htis lateee!
you do know it's eleven in the afternoon, right?
i have wind burn on my face from my head hanging out the window of the cab vomitting
Found your dick twin last night
Only I could run tino my father in law while looking at condoms at Rite Aid. At 730 on a Thursday morning. I'm in trouble.
The penis is a tricky weapon to use. When using it as leverage you have to make it seem emotional. I'd rather use it as a club sometimes.
nothing like going to the bathroom, running into the wall, thinking its a person and saying"its ok i just had the 4 beers" even the wall knew i was lying
Some poor guy found you passed out in a bathroom stall. Again with your dick out. Looks like you got to rage after all.
Would you mind pretending to be lesbians just for like three emails?
And my nipple is sore from him biting it. That is not a complaint.
the only joy I get out of her anymore is hitting on her friends and ignoring her. it's chaos for them. like shaking a slutty ant farm
Just had a smooth transition from sexting to buffalo chicken dip 😂😂😂
Your skills amaze me
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