Its like we are women, and boise state is a gangster rap song. This game is degrading
Im beginning to think that if I ever write an autobiography it will have to be mostly fill in the blank.
His health insurance plan WILL NOT cover Lasix surgery but it WILL cover 100% of a penis enlargment operation...
So I realized I was officially over him when I was getting a lap dance on the keg bus at 3am from his old boss and I was double fisting:)
he said verbatim, he wants to "bang you hard".
all i remember is walking in on u shitting and crying listening to shawty get loose. its safe to say this break up has taken a toll on u
The Medal of Honor you banged could be at the inauguration today. You really dropped the ball on keeping up with that one.
I think our prof has caught onto our drinking game. He burst into the room with a big smile on his face and yelled "essentially! Essentially! Essentially!"
Just had a guy try to pull the maraca out of my shirt with his teeth... Wtf
Henceforth: booty calls will now be referred to as "deliveries of anatomy". That is all.
Excuse me while I gouge out my eyes.
In which case my work here is done.
She has no problem going ass to mouth, but won't eat the pizza crust. I don't get it.
Fun fact: I came home from the riverboat without my panties. And woke up with a different pair on.
What's your fascination with fucking to the Lion King Soundtrack?
Legit just looked at the gin bottle and said, “Aw fuck, I’m going to feel this in the morning.”
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