Bts the comment you were making during that picture was "look we have penises"
My mother just asked me if i ever swallow the goods...should i be concerned?
I just found a beer pong ball in my mail box. I think its a sign
just looked up how to break up with someone nicely on google. glad to know im not the only one who looks up this shit.
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they're mlb prospects.. of course i'm gonna bang one of them.
i should teach a seminar on how to fall off the wagon
She did my hair, then ate me out. Switching teams was an awesome decision.
We tried lying really still and being really quiet so that he wouldn't notice us before he left the room. Forgot about the glow in the dark condom.
Why is everyone else growing up when I'm just crying, eating, and having pregnancy scares?
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i woke up this morning and saw her in my bed and i said to myself, I think I might have a drinking problem.
Signs you do Molly too much. Glow sticks fallout of random articles of clothing on academic row
I sent my roommate a text from MY phone that said, "I don't know where my phone is." Must've been a good night.
Sorry for peeing on you and your bed last night.
Well, I can't remember Thursday and my left ass cheek hurts like hell, I'm guessing Mike's bachelor party was a success.
To the woman who just heard me unscrew my flask in the Denny's women's bathroom at 10am: discretion isn't required but greatly appreciated.
Did you at least share?
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