So the bouncer told me I could leave the easy way or the hard way. I told him I was going to make him earn his 10 bucks that hour.
Apparently you chose the latter.
it's 4 am, i'm drinkin beer and re-drywalling my bathroom. this could possibly be a bad idea.
FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
She's never had brie before last night, don't know if I can date a girl that doesn't like soft cheeses.
Abreva sucks. I applied it as directed and now it looks like I fed the herpes. They're throwing a party on my bottom lip.
True Life: I hate vaginal excretions
i'm pretty sure they aren't charging me for that window i broke with a turkey sandwich while i was hammered.
The UPD just told me that he was going to call the cops if i try to run. you owe me 5 dollars, i told u they arn't real cops
just woke up on my balcony. who won the super bowl?
it's a gatorade, cheez its, and regret kind of morning....
First of all, I don't like eggnog. Second of all too much rum is all bad. And thirdly I'm not there to sit in your lap and pretend you are Santa and I've been a bad girl.
One more sleep until playoffs, Canucks are back this year, you bet your ass I'm going to uphold the tradition of being the 90 lb girl that fights every hairy ass Bruins fan at BWW.
sorry for any reference made toward your boobs or making you feel pregnant or incapable of peeing. make it a wonderful day.
My boyfriend and my fuck buddy are going to the strip club together... Should I be concerned?
Sitting on couch, workout sex makes me more sore than regular workout
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