dude I went to cubs game with my mustache, aviators, and a hooded sweatshirt. Do you think it was irony or fate that there were four 17 year old girls in front of us?
i used the phrase horny rhinos in my paper. i hope my teacher appreciates the size of my balls
maybe if i keep dancing i won't throw up
It started out just like any other night: was watching a Zach Effron movie, drinking tequila out of a water bottle. I don't understand how this got out of hand.
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Look at my eyebrows in this pic! We deffo need to go back to that waxing place.
You have a cock in one hand and a shot in the other. Your eyebrows are not the topic in need of discussion.
no dude free pina colada`s taste like what I would expect my penis to taste like except gay-er.
Is it inappropriate to send a happy 3-year anniversary of having a threesome with you and your ex girlfriend on easter text?
I was puking in the bathroom when my fake tooth fell off of my retainer so I just walked out of the bar and didn't say goodbye to my date
Side note, from now on any snap chat I get that isn't interesting enough... Is getting a dick in response. Judge your snaps accordingly
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You know you're doing well in life when weed is considered to improve your job performance
Reasons why I'm always right: I am older, I am wiser, I have a larger penis
Why is there a whip in the kitchen?
It's difficult to focus on bonds when you know your classmate peed in your mouth
I'm too horny to sleep. I need some violent sex to wind me down.
My roommate just angrily told the cat he should have knocked, but that's not lockdown madness. They're always like that.
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