So I had sex with him again. He's still got it. Not chlamydia, he got rid of that.
I'm having post traumatic stress flashbacks of last night. That big. Don't know whether to call him again or change my name...
Sometimes I think that I have too much self esteem
Then I realize that I'm just really fucking pretty.
oh, i've got big weekend plans. on an unrelated note, do you think viagra will work if the guy is roofied?
GET OVER HERE. HOTTIE ALERT
^^^This is why you should have charged your phone prior to going out.
And then she said "wanna make a vine of me twerking on the wall?"
Let's play another riveting game of "Whose boxers are hanging on my fence?"
I am actually offended he hasn't asked me to sleep with him yet to get better grades...I wanted the whole college experience.
ANNA YOU PEED ON THE STREET. LIKE NOT EVEN SUBTLY. YA JUST SQUATTED IN THE MIDDLE OF THE HIGHWAY. And you flashed your tits to oncoming vehicles to try to get them to pick us up
Oh, and let me go get some popcorn, watching you make your own decisions should be quite the shitshow.
get your sex hands out of my capn crunch
I'm gonna fight the coyote
The police report said i was screaming at someone that wasnt there, then the cops told me to call someone sober and i called mike to tell him "They are trying to arrest me for stealing information from the FBI" at that point they took me to jail.
Anyone who does not know who Paul McCartney is does NOT get to put hands in my pants
He cut off part of his middle finger playing the knife game while singing The Knife Game Song at the top of his lungs. He also scream like a girl when his finger hit the floor and he realized he fucked up.
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