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I actually told the people in the movie theatre to give me a cup and I would dip water from the toilet before I paid $4.50 for a bottle of water.
New Low: Just set a reminder on my phone for me to check on things I need to harvest late on Farmville.
you just can't say no to drugs on a mirrored table.
I've spent the last ten minutes rubbing glue sticks on the wall
I found out his name. Apparently we sat in the shower together and flooded the bathroom.
I feel choking has become trendy-- ita losing its effect. I may just have to go back to missionary to spice it up
All of the sudden your world had become nothing but the sum of visible dicks. Welcome to life.
So I just did the math and everything in this room except the computer and my clothes has been in my vagina
Vegas is great, yelled at a guy 4 lanes over if he wanted a bj. ended up having sex in a vacant lot. I think he was homeless.
Hey do you have any hot friends that would settle for less?
But what we lack in money, we make up for in dry humor and drugs
At one point in the night, as we were running from the cops, I clearly remember you yelling "little gnomes are tickling the insides of my body!" ...that high.
It wasn't until after we began having sex again the next morning I realized I didn't know his name.
This Cougar is looking at me like I’m a piece of meat and buying me top shelf cocktails
I’m getting a fear boner thinking about what she might do to me
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