she said it was okay because they were "professional" nude pictures of her on the internet
What's your middle initial? I need it for the census. I put us down as "unmarried partners."
Oh my god... you're gay. Ps, its A.
No no. According to the 2010 US Census, we're gay.
Ok Ghana you win again. Tell you what...Double or nothing over women's tennis, basketball, hockey, war, baseball, golf, swimming, diving, oil spills, box office proceeds, internet porn sites, criminals incarcerated, women's downhill, bass fishing, NASCAR, or GDP?
his grandma walked in on us. twice. and he was truly fucking surprised when i put my pants back on.
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Well besides you comparing him to your dead cat, I'd say it was fine.
Well the "Blackout with your sack out" party turned out predictably.
He was president of his frat and had a clap on disco ball in his room... or course I slept with him
This hurricane better not stop me from sitting on the stoop thurs & enjoying all the slutty costume walkofshamers
I really shouldn't be this use to hearing "YOURE THAT GIRL?!?!"
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Last nights hook up turn into a star wars history lesson.. He's luck y he's pretty..
My neighbor was my D.A.R.E officer and I feel like I've defeated him by smoking weed outside everyday
WHY DON'T YOU WANT TO BE MY ESKIMO BRO
I HAVE A TEST I'M SORRY YOUR UN SUCKED DICK ISN'T MY FIRST CONCERN
Let me atleast have my coffee before you start talking about your penis
Are you texting me while pooping again?
I'm also playing fetch with the dog
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