therell be strippers and coke right?
no strippers. just coke.
i hate this fuckin recession
she offered me iced tea and went to go change.then her dad came in the door.i thought i was on how to catch a predator.
i think the cat found all the blow we lost...
Well that wasnt the exboyfriend i expected to hook up with today
i don't even want to say how many boners i've caused this week
you kept going on about how you couldnt haven been the one throwing up because you were peeing in circles.
I feel like my vagina stays drunk longer than the rest of me. It's always super sensitive and hungry the day after drinking.
Don't worry we found her. Somehow she ended up on my roof with 2 bar stools
For u too. Could be years before u have a finger in ur ass
I'm pretty sure when you walk down Broadway and can pick out people you've slept with.. It might be a problem. I'm leaving for rehab tomorrow.
Jake bring pizza.
JAKE BRING PIZZA.
I apologized for the whole SWAT team incident to the roommate.
I'm so hungover it hurts to blink.. oh sweet merciful Christ what have I done
FUCK YOU AND YOUR WEAK ASS EYEBROWS
Grrr. Fine. You get oral for being unwrong.
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