the ice cream truck is coming omgomg
dude, it's 2 am.
but its COMING
Not only did I hold your hair back as you puked, i french braided it. I am such a great friend.
He came in asked for the bathroom and came out 10 minutes later dripping wet took his redbull and left.
Guys, I'm sleeping in the BOYNTON LAUNDRY ROOM. if you can, come let me out in the morning as I have no keys. I might be in the study room possibly. DON'T FORGET. I will be trapped
I drew a nude short fat middle aged woman today and liked it
It was honestly one of my favorite days in art class except for the 20 min she faced me and kept looking at me and we made eye contact
Did we almost burn down the bar last night? I guess flaming shots were a bad idea.
If I don't have tequila in my hand soon, I'm going to have to violate human rights laws
We have a shopping cart in our front lawn. Also Mickey D's breakfast?
I'm just impressed that you can puke without losing your gum
I'm not gonna swipe right, he has better hair than me. Just no.
Why does everyone always assume I'm fucking their boyfriends?
You are fucking her boyfriend.
Why did I wake up with a half-eaten burrito and a vaccuum cleaner in my bed? ...on top of me.
Tell me that I didn't just get ash in my Russian and just mix it TF in bc who cares and life has no meaning.
No one can touch me, I'm made of fruit.
I need to get laid. Right now that freshman frat pledge & my Econ professor are the leading candidates
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