we went to that german restaurant and drank out of the boots. Then I threw up into one
On a list of weird places to get a bj, how weird is in the basement of a pharmacy
He literally didn't stop until I lost count of how many times he made me orgasm. It took three hours.
If your dick isn't up when i get home you're catching tonight.
I can get orange kush...
GET IT NOW! WHY IS THERE A DOT DOT DOT?!
you were sitting on the floor eating oats. how should i react?
Let's discuss options later this evening. I'll draw out said options and compare and contrast the "accessibility" of the costume for quickies. Because you never know. Halloween is full of surprises. I'll also compare practicality, level of skank, and creative features.
You are a magnificent human being. I love you from head to toe. This wine is DELICIOUS.
Dude walks in wearing jean shorts and a graphic tshirt and goes home with an attractive female. EXPLAIN YOURSELF UNIVERSE.
He challenged me to a drink off, I couldn't just say no. It was a matter of pride really.
And as he was cursing your name from the bathroom you were ordering yourself another drink on his tab. The poor bastard had no clue you were a pro drunk
Blow job season was short but glorious.
Sorry I wasn't opportunistic about sucking your dick in an Uber last night
Im at a south american orphan benefit auction drinking stoli in a coffee mug, this is what my life has become, thanks a lot community college
Am I the only person in the world that does not give a shit about the avengers?
I got confused. The music was loud, porn was playing, people were grinding, there were hand jobs.
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