were you the shorter or taller girl out of you two
i told him i was on my period. he said, and i quote "can we not just lay down some newspapers or something?"
she was so hung over that i had to hold her hair while she puked in a trash can in the middle of the student center as new freshman and their parents walked by.
They have an open bar at this baby shower. I was born to be Cuban.
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My mom is helping me re-arrange my room to make New Year's more hook-up friendly
Somewhere along the night we ended up at a food lion giving jello shots to high school girls.
There's sex hanging in the air like a pinata. European people are no joke.
Her hair goes down to her lower back and nobody was there to held it back for her. She looked like chewbacca dipped in vomit.
I think she finds the idea of a naked fat man lying on the table and holding our butter offensive
Well I mean he is in a slightly seductive pose
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He told me I was a good dog mom. I've never been so turned on in my life
He showed up on school grounds wearing nothing but a suit of armor. Really at this point I'm more impressed than angry.
I'm smoking and watching the Muppets Treasure Island. Where are you?
Something about that statement reminds me just how much of a role model you are, sis.
girls shouldnt black out with american flag bandaids on their nips
Jello shots? I thought you weren't drinking tonight.
Im not drinking im slurping
It wasn't as awesome as they lead everyone to believe. No stripper. Ran out of booze. The chipmunk. He was real.
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