we sang "a whole new world" together. either he's my gay best friend or the love of my life.
There is something about weddings and lines being done off my ass
she tossed me in the back of the car and said "god gave u the gift of life and I wanna swallow it"
Having a dry hump session to Alvin and the chipmunks surprisingly didn't kill the mood. He's that good.
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no more heavy drinking durning the lady that cleans the office told me i have to emtpy my own thrash if i puke in it
Yeah dude. Pulled out the couch and a bird flew at me. Please tell me who put a bird in my house.
IM DRINK YORE HIFH WE ARE POSTERCHOLD OF AMERICA
I got my little bro high for the first time... Turns out the two of us stoned together is a mess. We spent 10 minutes trying to communicate with each other using just our eyebrows.
DID YOU REALLY JUST GIVE ME A FIRST BASE SIGN
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being single and having a boyfriend 300 miles away is eerily similar. never skipped a beat eating hot wings in my bed with no pants or masturbating every day.
didn't prepare for this snow storm at all. i only have like 6 beer and all my booty calls already went home for the holiday. this is bull.
Please come check out theses cougars grinding on a pole. I feel like they're showing us up and we need a duel stat
No, it's okay that he's on a date. I attach no more emotion to him than I do my vibrator.
The fact that you cheered yourself on while you puked saying it was your first college puke, blacked out, and sang taylor swift to the toilet confirms the fact that we are related. I've never been more proud.
Spotify says I’m in the top 1% of Indigo Girls fans worldwide. Didn’t know I would peak this early.
Aren’t you trying to seem...less lesbian?
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