dude you made out with his girlfriend and stole his credit card to buy more drinks
well when you put it that way, I sound like a terrible person
Pizza is the life boat of my drunk Titanic
He tried to slow-dance with me in bed. IN BED.
if the best thing you can say about him is "he probably wont kill me" you may want to rethink hanging out with him
We almost forgot to tip the maids, so we left the rest of the gin, some tonic water and a lime. They earned it
I woke up naked wrapped in my roommate's towel with one leg shaved and money thrown all over the room. Happy 21st birthday.
I'm like 87% sure some random guy starting biting my ear after grinding me for like 30 seconds... I feel suprisingly unconcerned
He spelled Steven with "ph", needless to say my nose was almost bleeding from the amount of axe he was wearing.
Then, right before he came he said "I want to buy you so many things!" What the fuck?!
we superglued breast forms to his chest. those aren't coming off anytime soon.
Now that mom and dad sold the camper, do you think it's okay to talk about all the sex I had in it?
What's life without a pregnancy scare?
His girlfriend left him for the pizza guy. I am not fucking kidding.
I figured if he was OK cheating on his gf with a guy, he'd be OK with me posting his number to m4m Craigslist Ads
woke up to my little sister's best-friend's boyfriend in my bed, but how's your saturday going?
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