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Best news ive heard all week. The cougars r coming! The cougars are coming!
He did a double fist pump when he discovered the Magnums fit and skipped back towards the bed.
I think I can smell my own vagina right now
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The world is my kaleidiscope. I see whatever the alcohol wants me to.
Idk who invented dominoes cheese steak pizza but I wanna lick their balls
All I see when I think of you are dancing penis angels around your head.
the day has come. I have finally reached the point in my life where I just don't give a fuck about anything anymore. it's beautiful!
Well I walked the wrong way for a little bit and I don't remember if I fell asleep or not but I definitely laid down under the over pass for a while
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Drunk me has cost me a lot in cell phones...
I sleep better at night when I win things. I never really weep for others.
No i dont need a babysitter i have my cats. Cats can dial 911 ya know
He kept saying "i'm lost" while he was sitting on his couch...
Why does my mask smell like doritoes?
I’m looking forward to our Cougar years. These freshmen know how to fuck
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