Where is the hickey?
Grow some girl-balls and come out already
she insisted i was the anonymous guy on formspring that kept asking to bang her
Clearly I went along with it
The coffee and champagne are fighting over who gets to absorb the one pancake in my stomach
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So the coke mirror was perfectly angeled at my face right when i woke up this morning. I now know how I'd look on intervention.
My dealer's mom died on christmas eve. Is it too soon to see if he's holding?
people in the room actually applauded when we discovered you had the ability to somehow throw up on your own back
I found a bag of weed while packing. Now packing is like creating tiny universes inside of boxes.
when you come home i just want to let you know we are cats now. and we are out of eggs.
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You should make us a hot pocket to split while I go throw up.
I responded with "neat-o burrito" to his SEXT...he tried so hard and I just panicked.
Go to a building you've never been before and take a shit. It's marvelous
Lol if he questions who I am I'm gonna send him a pic of his boxers
It's 7am. I'm sitting on the curb in last nights clothes with a nose bleed and no idea how to get home. Low moment I feel.
We have ur drink. Mom passed out in the bathroom. I'm goin to the other bathroom. Bs at the top of the stairs on way outside.
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