I guess what I'm trying to say is you've fucked more people than the economy.
You'd think after all these years of evolution that it would be longer than a golf pencil.
my 12 year old sister just told me how admirable it was that i felt comfortable going out with my friends dressed "like that"
Taking a shot for every status related to the patriots losing. Hello hospital.
my vagina's been through so much this weekend
you mean so much has been through your vagina this weekend?
you were making out, puked over his shoulder and insisted everything was okay
I'm at the gas station where we got beef jerky and condoms. The fact that those two are in the same sentence makes me love you more.
The less fucks you give, the more fucks you get. Kinda like "a penny saved is a penny earned" but with vagina.
At first I was horrified but then he explained that he shave a "soul patch" on his balls... And I was still horrified, but I went with it.
I don't fucking know. I'm out stimulating the economy. Not locked in a room with a marker board.
Oh at the liquor store again?
Do u ever find yourself high af, watching American ninja warrior and crying at the athletes stories?
She paid me 300 bucks to spank her and call her Baby Jane. Then we drank half a bottle of sippin whiskey. I'd call it a twelve out of ten.
Things he has managed to cum on so far on spring break: my bikini, my back-up bikini, three of my four bras, two pairs of panties, four beds, six chairs, the floor of several hotel rooms, the window/door to the balcony from both sides, my tits, my face, my stomach, his stomach, my ass, his best friend's girlfriend's face, and his best friend's dick.
Just FYI spring break is over and you're supposed to be back in class but hey sounds like you had your orgy so congrats.
Lol I'm just saying its too early for your penis, I can accept it but at a more decent hour
It's difficult when the romantic and the hedonist in me are fighting. I want him to respect me and hopefully pursue an actual relationship, but then I remember he fucks like a GOD and loves my kink. Oh, life's hard.
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