Viking lives by an ancient code of honor that we do not understand.
What code could that possibly be? Bothering the fucking shit out of people while being physically repulsive?
i wonder if she has dreads down there too...
the best things in life are free. have that freshly fucked look and doing the walk of shame by HIS girlfriend.....priceless
yeah. then i thought it would be a good idea to show them how hairy my armpits were, so they'd be distracted from the bush in my pants. EPIC FAIL.
You don't understand, Single Ladies is like the Don't Stop Believing of the gay community.
The bar posted my picture because my name changes with each new fake i get. i'm getting a wig.
I think I explained what happened in the voicemail. But I think I might have just cried and ranted about how cool osiris shoes are
got woken up at 7:30 by a drunk girl asking me where she was... apparently she slept on my futon
she was in a cheetah costume
gpnpr hd vmdd nm the ggrl whm was mn my lar
I need you to use more vowels.
Theme for your birthday? Beer olympics in S&M costumes? Sounds like a nice little saturday
My mascara kind of smells like tequila to me...Is this my body crying for help or asking for a shot?
my neighbors having band practice on sunday morning is a message from the universe that I should stop drinking
Yep, you're going to hell.
I take on this great possibility with a beer in one hand and the girl I'm gonna fuck later in the other
I'm pretty sure he sprained my clit...
Just because my bed is easier to get to doesn't mean it's okay to fuck in.
Randomize
