It's what's on the inside that counts(972): They probably have big open vaginas so the inside is no good
My mom made me chili for when I get home from the bar. Those are the standards I expect you to live up to
What are you wearing tonight?
The colors of the winddddddd
he has decreed that i can sleep with anyone who has the same name as him. line up all the toms
All you have to do is speak. Your voice reverberates strait to my vagina.
He told me I was the only person he wanted to fuck in his rental mini van. Thats so romantic for a fuck buddy relationship.
Hypothetically how does one go about throwing away a dildo?
This is what happens when wu tang raised you
So maybe I got drunk and hooked up with him in a hot tub? I mean that's nothing to be ashamed of, that kind of takes talent. I'd drown.
It is officially settled in my mind that fuck the hot grad student is THE goal this year
Pretty sure that propositioning you to fly across the country for sex fest '13 isn't something my husband would approve of.
this periodpocalypse needs to be over. I need head
Grandma cant send me 4 lbs of gummi bears and expect me not to soak them in some sort of alcohol
Hahah I’ve never had someone stop me mid-coitus to tell me how amazing I am. Def ego boost.
I don’t understand his energy
What? Nice? Lmao
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