Sometimes I wish there were a little bird hiding that would periodically go, "creep-per."
so im kinda of nervous about the whole bust inside event last night
I've never seen the starbucks guy more terrified than when you dove out the car window after your credit card
BAHHAHHAHHAHAHHA SOME ASS IS BIYING NE DRHBKS. DRUBK
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you know it's gonna be a good 4/20 when you start saving up for it in january.
Finally hooked up w/ that yoga instructor chick. Got a little more than I expected. Like a full on bush more than I expected. How do you tell a girl that her bush scares you?
I've never been to a "going away to jail" cookout. do we bring a present?
Well I'm currently debating between getting toilet paper or getting my eyebrows waxed so... There's that
You see it tends to piss fathers off when they find their daughter in the arms of a shirtless guy that neither he nor his daughter knows.
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He was making a joke about signing my name on this piece of paper. He has a whole bucket filled with names on pieces of paper. I think thats how he keeps count.
I completely forgot I gave up beer. But airports don't count. They're like international waters. No rules.
i just watched a 7 minute video on people making a hot air balloon for their dog and i am a changed person
Do not, I repeat, DO NOT uncuff him no matter how much he begs. He knows what he did.
He asked if I could not say his name during sex cause he liked the girl in the apartment above me.
Nice people suck dick too. I'm proof.
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