So then I sent a pic msg of the Magnum XL box to her friend
whispering "taste the rainbow" well having sex isn't my biggest turn on.
There's a certain level of slut that i can handle.... I think she just broke that scale
I sat on the ground outside wawa chain smoking and telling two strangers about my sex life. I also accepted Rick James Bitch and Celine Dion as their names.
I miss my brother. He would have fucked the fat girl for me.
I told you I would
I wouldnt do that to you. You're my actual friend
I may have to steal the boat sober, but I feel that would be harder to explain.
Ya he's the booze devil, like if the black hole and Bermuda triangle joined forces with Captain Morgan
Whatever you do tomorrow don't let me put on the Borat mankini and yell "POLAR PLUNGE!!" while diving into the pool
The pool is covered.....
Like that would stop me.
And my parents said I crawled through the house
Taco Bell is giving high school kids free tacos STEAL YOUR BROTHER'S WALLET I'LL BRING THE WEED.
...I just melted into my bed. I am one with the bed. I am 600 thread count.
I've got a surprise in the fridge when you get back.
Is it a puppy?
If my dildo had feelings, they. Would've deffinately been hurt. He put that toy to shame..
I have serious attachment issues. I just realized how long its been since ive smoked out of my bong and I feel guilty for dis owning it this week
I dunno about you, but I consider getting eaten out on the porch of a houseboat in -30c in a bridesmaids dress a northern right of passage
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