we have pet lesbian snakes
i am so fucked up that i think i'm playing snood in my head.
well..are you winning?
would you consider him our boss?
technically yes
then technically i slept with our boss
He told me he had never done that before...I responded with "clearly"
oh great. kentucky is ranked #1 in the country for child abuse. go us.
so I'm in athletic shorts, a suit jacket and I'm still drunk at 6:30am at the last leg of relay for life
idk if you're aware of this...but we could potentially have the greatest hate sex...ever.
When did we convert life to cartoon?
The council and I are about to open up a bottle of malort.
UPGATe: THE COUNCIL AND I HAVE AGREED TO BAHN MALORT FROM THE HOUSEHOLD
And all i could do was bury the part of me that felt guilty for cradle robbing and put on my dick swallowing bib.
It's not "nice." It's the supermodel of dicks.
I JUST SAW MY THERAPIST OUTSIDE OF WORK AND I DONT KNOW THE ADULT THING TO DO
Why are you naked at 4pm?
Its my birthday, I dont have to wear clothes
Straight up last night my mom was like josh you need to find a job that doesn't include the selling or transporting of drugs
11:30pm - Shots together. 12:15pm Shots together. 12:45pm Shots together. 9:30am Plan B's together.
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