it was the worst sex ever in the history of sex. i mean ever. and he thought he was great. actually told me he was the best id ever had...what was i supposed to say? lol...i've had better times by myself. seriously.
I thnk I just saw a monkey walking a drunk guy.
in my opinion joe jonas is kinda pointless. hes just the pretty boy front runner.
there is no excuse for him not showing up to my st. patrick's day party. i touch his dick. i get him on the high holidays.
I'd rather just be alone, than deal with this bullshit. I just want to be alone. Cats and vibrators never let you down.
Her idea of kinky involved a tazer
wtf?
I'm going back tonight
I borrowed a glass of wine. And the bottle. Your cat said it was ok
I think it really helped to be hungover at accepted students day. it gave me a good feel for how it would be everyday if I go there.
She called it a palate cleanser. She and her friend dike it out once a year before returning to dick
Together or do they pick up? How far do they go? IS AN AUDIENCE PERMITTED? GODAMIT ANSWERS MAN!!!!!!
17. The number of times my one night stand told me he loved me.
We are actually the same person except with opposite genitalia, which are both incredible.
logically I know i should probably study somewhere outside my dorm room, but if I do that then I cant drink and smoke half as much while i study
I didn't know how to commemorate his death, so I snorted a fat line off of his obituary. Rest in peace.
I AM STRANGELY AROUSED BY THIS UNEXPECTED DEVELOPMENT AND I AM COMPLETELY OK WITH THIS.
I just remembered that I totally burped into someones mouth when we were making out. I was really smooth about it so he didn't notice.
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