After last night I still want u
But please keep that on the DL
it sounds like her vocal chords are covered in pudding and rocks. come get me.
I love girls that fake tan. Can you say p p p p p p p p pumpkin face
i took my goldfish out of his bowl last night and put him in my bed
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wait do you know what youre gonna say if they ask how youre getting back?
yes. helicopter.
We should probably avoid doing this again, but hey it was a nice one time thing to tell the grandkids about... Hopefully they don't end up being YOUR grandkids.
I've never been to a "going away to jail" cookout. do we bring a present?
He's grinding topless with a group of girls to that discovery channel song. May I take a message?
I want to pinterest what I want to do with my pubes. Why isn't there a board for that?!
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I snorted xanax while wearing reindeer antlers. Prancer gone wild. Have a merry Christmas.
I appreciate your acceptance of my lack of morals
His junk had piercings everywhere. The dick and balls. It was a fucking pirate penis.
so at target i bought condoms, on sale undies, pasta roni, and martini mix. the old lady who rang me up asked "honey are you a freshman?" yea lady i am, thanks.
that is very illegal...i love you.
I was singing Colors of the Wind and swigging vodka and still felt like more of an adult.
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