Is it proper Ass-Fingering-Etiquette to tell her u felt her poop or just pretend it didn't happen?
I think I'm going to try and hook up with that blond tonight.
I'm going for alcohol poisoning.
He just called me juicy booty via text message.
I just saw a group of 50+ year old women all wearing shirts that said "drink up, bitches" ...please tell me that can be us some day.
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I let a guy with dreads drive my car, then demanded he take me back cause I don't let strangers drive my car, while repeatedly apologizing for being a cock block.
hey this is Madison. you gave me your number last night and asked me to remind you that you didn't fuck anyone. you okay?
Hardcore start to spring break. Mike is wearing adult diapers because the only stop we are making is for gas.
Most people would probably take his lack of responses as a queue to stop. But nope, not me. I just keep going. And that's why I don't have a bf, just a little weinered friend
Is it frowned upon to puke at Keeneland while you're betting on horses or is it just whatev
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It's six am and her daughter just walked in on her mom and roomful of naked people playing strip spoons. glad Im apart of that childhood memory....
I DID MY EXPERIMENTING. FOUR YEARS OF IT. IN HIGH SCHOOL.
Ok sry I left that ambiguous......did you want contact solution or fellatio?
so... i have a picture of you and three other girls making kissy faces at this giant stuffed banana you're holding. however, you seem to be violently screaming at it.
Those bitches did NOT have my back.
He was wearing a diaper to the party. I've never felt like such a creep in my life.
not only did I call my ex crying but drunk me also deleted the phone log so I had no warning when I saw him in class
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