love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
I like to think it a success when the cops are called
It must be a full moon weekend. All of my weird booty calls are coming out of the woodwork. I spent 40 minutes on the phone last night telling one why he is so creepy.
Worst part was I had to fart super bad and didn't want to ruin the room so I farted in a pillow and threw it under the bed.
the reason why you were crawling on your hands and knees from room to room last night was because you thought the ceiling fans were chasing you...
that makes sense.
So, just so you know... Your vasectomy worked.
bonus
Only in college do people pre-game a meteor shower
He called me from prison intake to wish me luck on my job interview. Somehow that's the most romantic thing that's ever happened to me.
So he didn't pull out. And I like flipped out. And the he told me to chill and opened up a drawer full of packs of Plan B and handed me one.......
Just tell him to eat fruit before so it tastes good. Then it's just like shotgunning a smoothie
All I really need to know is how to say "where is the bathroom" and "I don't take it in the butt anymore". I think that will suffice.
sorry can't. you know Saturday is the masturbating day for single sorority girls here.
there is something about beer and popsicles that make the world go round
Why is there cereal literally EVERYWHERE?
It didn't follow directions.
you can't just call dibs on my vagina bro.
Randomize
