he thinks he's going to hurt your feelings
He can't hurt my feelings
I don't have feelings.
so my aunt is sitting on the couch, eating a brownie and watching the biggest loser saying how it's not that hard to eat healthy
man i love america
Pray the makeout fairy visits me this weekend.
My gym is having a pizza and beer party. God im starting to love this place.
Welll when you have a beer at 8:30 am you've already decided whaat kind of Sunday it ism
I've decided to turn your sobriety into a reason for me to be able to drink more.
I should have to wear a sign around the rest of the day so everyone knows the shame I feel.
I don't know if I should be scared or excited that I can officially drink vodka on the rocks like it's 7up.
There is a glee sing along. It's on random and they know them all. Like, the specific glee timings and pauses. I need to leave. I need to escape
he could've at least fucked me twice. that's just common courtesy.
I sent "Rawrrrr" to 151 matches on Tinder. I feel like thats a substantial size of the DC female population.
My date bailed but I got to take a nap so I'm cool with it.
You can get gift cards to the liquor store! This changes everything.
Yup we found her. The bouncer was carrying her out
This is what I get for listening to Christians.
Randomize
