Please dont use Danity Kane lyrics to describe your emotions.
This morning when you woke up you looked like one of the Wii Bowling people. I think it was the eyebrows combined with the sambuca
yup put them legs up on your shoulders and eat her like some folgers
eat her like coffee?
She was so bad on top that i found myself watching a TV that wasn't even turned on
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Just saw a squirrel crossing the road in a crosswalk..my morning has improved exponentially.
Trying to convince my mother to let me take some of my sisters Lortab to sell is not going well
Please get rnbert tn get chebk h'm in i'm no dead when he getr gome
He said that he didn't know what level the sun was on, and then he puked.
The worst thing about him living around the corner is that who ever suggests the booty call is the one that walks over.
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If my birthday doesn't end with my panties hanging from a ceiling fan, I'm holding you responsible.
He finally left. I didn't introduce him to the roommate. The sex is bad. I don't want him to feel welcome
I need an honest answer, no judgements. Would it make me a bad person if I fucked the other twin?
Hey do you remember me?
You were the giant banana I had sex with... how could i forget?
Sitting across the table from one of my high school teachers who hasn't seen me since I was about 16 drinking a beer wearing a leotard
i think i'm just going to start having sex with his brother, he's much hotter and it would definately be less illegal.
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