bathroom sex at kohls isnt as trashy as it seems
I guess calling a coworker a lesbian sea cow is some kind of violation.
he wont speak to me right now because i told him it must suck knowing he'll never be as good as edward cullen..idiot.
She says I'm cute and I remind her of her brother. She's too hot to back out now. I don't know. I'm guna go for it.
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On the bright side, nobody died. Please bring me back my left shoe. I have work in an hour.
He changed his profile picture to him as a baby. Definitely a turn off. This will help in my "don't-be-a-slut-endeavors"
I think animal control just caught me smoking a bowl on the back porch. Do they have any say in this matter?? Haha
I need a new pic for your contact id. Because your boobs popping up when I'm having dinner with my grandma or, ya know, when kids have my phone isn't so good.
Also I like this area. Lots of places for me to get tacos.
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Tried to put an eye patch on while hooking up with a girl. She was not amused.
Dude I'm hungover as fuck in a bed in Baltimore with another man... I don't think I can make it.
dont you DARE use my tequila influenced words against me
What is it about fresh air and wanting to talk about penises
I just had a dream that I was fighting Donald Trump... Gotta stop watching the news before bed
How's moving going?
Uh, we're on the way to the store to buy more booze
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