the best part was when he threw his debit card on the table, looked at everyone and said "turn this into pizza!" It felt like a scene in a 'coming of age' teen comedy.
are any of them hardcore sluts...just absolute worthless human beings? if not the paper wins
Naturally, I just peed all over the floor. Two guys in front of me looked at me, but i just shrugged. They won't remember either.
I made him breakfast and we cuddled on the couch watching march of the penguins, which is, in case you were unaware, the opposite of fucking on a pool table
Things are burning & the world smells of peanut butter. It's beautiful.
I said to him "i can't have sex with anyone in my friend's living room" then he said "we can move the air mattress into the kitchen"
Opened the apartment door and the smell of sex and weed literally slapped me across the face. Kudos.
Dude if i sent you a picture of the inside of my fridge would you be able to break down and explain everything that was in it?
Prepare for massive TMI but anyway long story short I have a Swiss flag band-aid across my balls.
What a patriot you are. How'd it happen?
this weekend took five years off my life and what was left of my dignity
was I atleast graceful when I feel down that flight of stairs and broke my hand?
I'll explain later but I just had to legally commit to abstinence for the next 4 months
this vacation is helping with my sexual bucket list so much. threesome, deaf guy, and outdoor sex all accomplished.
I slept with six men with different nationalities this week. Who says I'm not a woman of culture?
I think I fell asleep on my pizza last night. Damn, I am sauccccy.
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